I recently found this neat site called despair.com that markets so-called "demotivational posters". You all have probably seen those annoying motivational posters with pictures of eagles and such that browbeat you with upbeat and unrealistic sayings. Well, demotivational posters are the opposite of those. The coolest feature of this site is that they have a "Parody Motivator Generator" that lets you use your own image and motivational saying.

Here's a few that occurred to me. In the spirit of "A picture is worth a thousand words", I'll keep quiet and let you enjoy them in peace. If you want your own copy, right click on the image and select "Save Picture" or whatever it is on your browser that lets you steal images from the web.